Weekly Pet Horoscopes
Weekly Pet Horoscopes (Updates on Monday) – 27 March 2017
I’m far less possessive and have all but lost my aggressive drive this week since Mars, the planet of animal instinct, got a big wet splash from Neptune. I’m not really interested in playing much either, although I’m sure you would probably still get a rise out of me if I was to spot Molly trying to hone in on my food bowl! All is good on the western front!
I am far calmer this week and more interested in being gentle and sophisticated. It’s just as well because I’m not sure how long I could have stayed out of trouble racing around at break neck speed through the house like that. I’ll want your attention though, so don’t mistake my serenity for complacency, or I’ll once again need to remind you to pay homage to me!
It’s not that I am antisocial, I’m just valuing a bit of me time right now. There are so many things going on in the garden, and I don’t necessarily want you to see what I might be up to. When Mars, my planet of instinctual behaviour is touched by the Moon on Thursday, I may be extra busy. I’ll come in when I’m ready Mum, don’t fuss so.
Even though I am not quite as energetic as I was last week, I’m still keen for a game or two. By Thursday evening, Mars the ruler of my instincts, gets touched by the tantalizing moonlight and sets the wheels in motion for some serious play, so I hope you have got a few plans for the week because I can feel some boredom coming on!
It’s tiring having to be the boss, isn’t there something you could do to distract me a bit? Perhaps we could have a nice walk together in a place where I can roam without conflict. On Thursday I may play up even more as I feel my primitive instincts activated when the moonlight envelops Mars. There is an old saying that says: forewarned is forearmed!
Oh the wonder of the great outdoors, I hear my name on ever whisper of wind rustling through the trees. So much to see, so little time! I just want my freedom this week Mum, so don’t think that I don’t love you. I’ll come back, I promise, but at the moment I need some space to go adventuring and find out what makes the world turn.
Snappy? Who’s snappy? I am merely trying to assert myself so that you don’t mistake my toys for yours. It’s all about sharing you know, and right now I’m working on understanding where my boundaries are. You may have to be extra patient with me on Thursday when Mars, my planet of instincts, is touched by the silvery light from the Moon, which may make me quite impulsive.
I thought I heard your friend saying that I was needy? Needy? What did she mean? Oh how I love you! I just want to snuggle up close and personal, and if you should change seats, I may follow, so that I can nestle up to you again. I’m in the mood for love, so give me lots because I need your emotional support so much more this week.
What can I do, how can I help? It’s all about service for me at the moment, so if you don’t give me duties to do, I may end up making a nuisance out of myself. When Mars, my planet of instinctual behaviour, receives the light from the silvery Moon conjunction on Thursday, my herding instincts may be unleashed. So it’s best you warn the cats!
The walls seem to be closing in on me and I hear the sound of the fields calling my name. Space is what I need, so please give it to me so that I don’t become a naughty boy, and get up to all sorts of innovative mischief. With Mars in my creative sector it’s extremely hard for me to sit still for longer than five minutes.
My home is my castle and the planet Mars in this zone of my zodiac brings this concept home to me two fold. I apologise if I am a bit unfriendly to strangers this week Mum, but I just want to protect what is mine. By Thursday the light from the Moon melds with the instinctual pull of Mars, so watch out, I might turn into . . . . . a werewolf!!
Friends, friends, friends where are you? I need to play and catch up with a few of the fury variety. Can’t you take me with you when you visit your sister this week Mum, so that I can play with Rex? My fur is positively brimming with excitement, so it’s best to give me some distraction before I end up getting into trouble in the house.