Tonight’s comic has great self-esteem.
Tonight’s comic wants to know what kind of degree she paid for.
You can screw up a lot as long as you’re there for the important part.
Tonight’s comic wants to know where Lil Sis has been.
😼 Hello! Have you heard the good Mews?
Tonight’s comic prefers to hang out with cats.
Tonight’s comic is about making friends.
Tonight’s comic likes your beard.
Let’s play a little game I call “Centaur or Cyborg?”
Mew! is cat for “I am a cyborg!”
tonight’s comic feels doomed
Torpor has a strange definition of friendship and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
I really need to stop writing thinly veiled autobio comics. I don’t want artsy people talking to me.
Tonight’s comic has opinions about crushing all humans.
Always two there are, comics about cat Sith Lords.
If you’ve never seen the Star Wars prequels, I just saved you six hours.
The quickest way to lose is to judge your enemies by their appearance.
*My* goal for today was to use my favorite vocab word in the first panel of this comic.
It doesn’t matter how nice you are if that’s not what the other person wants to hear.
Every wonder how Torpor stays so positive?
If you’re going to fail, fail gracefully.
Tonight’s comic is about the difference between facts and feelings.
There’s a very good reason that I don’t tell people when I’m having a good week.
I like to pretend every interaction I have with a cat is actually with my mentor Darth Sidious
>>>NO COFFEE FOR KITTY<<<
We rely on coffee- But who can COFFEE rely on?
Today’s comic is about how friendship really works.
Today’s comic is about the scourge of being nice.
Today’s comic wants to know if you ever get tired of hating people
People are terrible, so Red Robot is taking a day off the internet.
Tonight’s comic wants to make new friends!
WHERE ELSE are you going to get comics about a robot getting valuable life advice from a toaster?
The only thing you ever did all alone was get into trouble.
cat relationship goals
Admit it, the cat is all of us.
I’m really envious of people who can write with other people around.
Tonight’s comic is about the writing process.
Granted, I show more fear when I do so.
It’s like the old saying goes: Keep your friends close…
Time to talk about our feelings. Ha! Ha! (Ha.)
Wolverine. Torpor the Robot. Unachievable goals. ‘Nuff said!
I swear, Torpor is friends with *everybody*.
Tonight’s comic…………..likes to watch
FUN FACT: Even Red Robot can be nice, sometimes.
Tonight’s comic wants you to know it’s OK to admit you have friends.
Wanna come over and watch other people play video games on TV?????
Hope you’re hungry! Tonight’s comic contains three of my favorite recipes.
There’s only one sure-fire way to break through a creative block.
When Indie Rock Pete is depressed, this is what he needs.
I’M A CAT!
Hey! I’m doing $ 10 pixel skull scarves this weekend to kick off the season. They’re… 69” long.
(These bad boys are normally $ 20!)
Hi Monday, I’m coffee.
Trust me on this one.
Clocks can be changed! Time has no meaning!
How old were you when you had your first coffee?
Me when I’m sick:
It’s not a great idea to go around criticizing how other people look.
Wanna get drunk and read Twitter?
Real action figures don’t care if you call them dolls.
Do you know the most robot thing a person can do?
Whatever you do in life, don’t join the smile police.
FUN FACT: There’s more to life than anger, you know
If you can’t work with others, you won’t get anywhere in life. (Look at me, for example.)
Cats: Why even bother trying to negotiate with them?
Tonight’s comic is about the internet’s favorite subject: Unlikely Animal Friends.
Uh oh! American Apparel is going through bankruptcy and some of the styles are not currently available to my printer. So that means I’m closing out pixel skull ringer shirts for the time being. They may come back, they may not. But I can’t get anymore right now.
And while I’m here, I’ve got a few Geometry Chalet shirts left from the limited run last month.
What’s the one thing that cats never ask for?
Someone should hire me to write Lord Taco-Puss’s self-help book
Tonight’s comic wants to know if you saw its latest tweet.
Writing is too hard.
Tonight’s comic wishes it had the attention span to write a book.
Tonight’s comic is about the healthiest soup on Earth.
soup soup soup soup SOUP SOUP SOUP soup soup soup
I HATE HUMANITY
Look out, everybody! Gamer Gabe is sick of “PC” culture!!!
EDITOR’S NOTE: This is precisely as much character development as Gamer Gabe will probably ever get.
Tonight’s comic contains a Hiro Protagonist
Who’s a good kitty? Are YOU a good kitty?
SPECIAL BULLETIN: The dark secret behind cat friendship.
Tonight’s comic: THREAT or MENACE??
GREETINGS, FELLOW NUDIST!
Tonight’s comic is about an insecure cat
You’re always so happy. IT’S UNNERVING!
PRO TIP: Flattery will get you everywhere.
It’s been a hard year, so let’s check in with the Star Wars Gang for some
🎵👺🎵 Despite all my rage, I still update comics each day 🎵👶🎵
I’d like to think there was something bigger than simple lack of imagination and empathy out there wrecking stuff.
Tonight’s comic is kind of personal. It’s about getting pooped on.
When things are stressful, there’s only one thing you can do.
How does Torpor stay so positive?
TELL THE TRUTH. Are facts real?
Tonight’s comic wants to know if you put anything in your coffee.
Tonight’s comic is only a little bit autobiographical. (I missed Freyja)
Tonight’s comic is about punching.
Red Robot’s beauty comes from inside. Someone else’s insides.
Tonight’s comic wants to know how you’re doing today.
Should we be worried that Red Robot is covered in blood?
Until Merriam-Webster announces their word of the year, here’s mine.
New Year, new books.
Are *you* hiding out in virtual reality??
Tonight’s comic is original, but don’t hold that against it.
GET BOB DISNEYS ON THE HORN I’ve got your Darth Vader movie pitch right here
Here’s the thing: Everybody ELSE’S habits are annoying. Mine are Life Hacks.
Only Torpor can do what the Star Wars prequels never managed to do:
Make people feel bad for Darth Vader.
red robot totally feels christmas cheer
Who’s a cute little kitty in a box?
Tonight’s comic is about cats, boxes and ✨destiny✨
Do you really think books can save the world?
PS: Do you also require VENGEANCE?
How many books do *you* plan to read this year?
Tonight’s comic wants to know if you made any resolutions this year.
Humans are like juice boxes, only juice boxes don’t complain.
Are you taking a break over the holidays at all?
What has 2016 taught *you*?
Holidays: The best part of working for yourself.
Tonight’s comic wants to thank you for being a friend.
How am I like a cat?
Tonight’s comic makes a case for friendship.