I swear, Torpor is friends with *everybody*.
Tonight’s comic…………..likes to watch
FUN FACT: Even Red Robot can be nice, sometimes.
Tonight’s comic wants you to know it’s OK to admit you have friends.
Wanna come over and watch other people play video games on TV?????
Hope you’re hungry! Tonight’s comic contains three of my favorite recipes.
There’s only one sure-fire way to break through a creative block.
When Indie Rock Pete is depressed, this is what he needs.
I’M A CAT!
Hey! I’m doing $ 10 pixel skull scarves this weekend to kick off the season. They’re… 69” long.
(These bad boys are normally $ 20!)
Hi Monday, I’m coffee.
Trust me on this one.
Clocks can be changed! Time has no meaning!
How old were you when you had your first coffee?
Me when I’m sick:
It’s not a great idea to go around criticizing how other people look.
Wanna get drunk and read Twitter?
Real action figures don’t care if you call them dolls.
Do you know the most robot thing a person can do?
Whatever you do in life, don’t join the smile police.
FUN FACT: There’s more to life than anger, you know
If you can’t work with others, you won’t get anywhere in life. (Look at me, for example.)
Cats: Why even bother trying to negotiate with them?
Tonight’s comic is about the internet’s favorite subject: Unlikely Animal Friends.
Uh oh! American Apparel is going through bankruptcy and some of the styles are not currently available to my printer. So that means I’m closing out pixel skull ringer shirts for the time being. They may come back, they may not. But I can’t get anymore right now.
And while I’m here, I’ve got a few Geometry Chalet shirts left from the limited run last month.
What’s the one thing that cats never ask for?
Someone should hire me to write Lord Taco-Puss’s self-help book
Tonight’s comic wants to know if you saw its latest tweet.
Writing is too hard.
Tonight’s comic wishes it had the attention span to write a book.
Tonight’s comic is about the healthiest soup on Earth.
soup soup soup soup SOUP SOUP SOUP soup soup soup
I HATE HUMANITY
Look out, everybody! Gamer Gabe is sick of “PC” culture!!!
EDITOR’S NOTE: This is precisely as much character development as Gamer Gabe will probably ever get.
Tonight’s comic contains a Hiro Protagonist
Who’s a good kitty? Are YOU a good kitty?
SPECIAL BULLETIN: The dark secret behind cat friendship.
Tonight’s comic: THREAT or MENACE??
GREETINGS, FELLOW NUDIST!
Tonight’s comic is about an insecure cat
You’re always so happy. IT’S UNNERVING!
PRO TIP: Flattery will get you everywhere.
It’s been a hard year, so let’s check in with the Star Wars Gang for some
🎵👺🎵 Despite all my rage, I still update comics each day 🎵👶🎵
I’d like to think there was something bigger than simple lack of imagination and empathy out there wrecking stuff.
Tonight’s comic is kind of personal. It’s about getting pooped on.
When things are stressful, there’s only one thing you can do.
How does Torpor stay so positive?
TELL THE TRUTH. Are facts real?
Tonight’s comic wants to know if you put anything in your coffee.
Tonight’s comic is only a little bit autobiographical. (I missed Freyja)
Tonight’s comic is about punching.
Red Robot’s beauty comes from inside. Someone else’s insides.
Tonight’s comic wants to know how you’re doing today.
Should we be worried that Red Robot is covered in blood?
Until Merriam-Webster announces their word of the year, here’s mine.
New Year, new books.
Are *you* hiding out in virtual reality??
Tonight’s comic is original, but don’t hold that against it.
GET BOB DISNEYS ON THE HORN I’ve got your Darth Vader movie pitch right here
Here’s the thing: Everybody ELSE’S habits are annoying. Mine are Life Hacks.
Only Torpor can do what the Star Wars prequels never managed to do:
Make people feel bad for Darth Vader.
red robot totally feels christmas cheer
Who’s a cute little kitty in a box?
Tonight’s comic is about cats, boxes and ✨destiny✨
Do you really think books can save the world?
PS: Do you also require VENGEANCE?
How many books do *you* plan to read this year?
Tonight’s comic wants to know if you made any resolutions this year.
Humans are like juice boxes, only juice boxes don’t complain.
Are you taking a break over the holidays at all?
What has 2016 taught *you*?
Holidays: The best part of working for yourself.
Tonight’s comic wants to thank you for being a friend.
How am I like a cat?
Tonight’s comic makes a case for friendship.